First I park my car
Then I park your car
Then I park his car
Man, this valet job sucks
lean, mean, tsunami machine!
what if for April Fools’ Day
tumblr goes down
just stays down all day
and every time you refresh it’s just Karp’s face like
Cosmo sex tip #301:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
fifty shades of what the fuck
just sayin’
that’s how i’d react
