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deerpong:

First I park my car

Then I park your car

Then I park his car

Man, this valet job sucks


lean, mean, tsunami machine! 

10knotes:

 

what if for April Fools’ Day

tumblr goes down

just stays down all day

and every time you refresh it’s just Karp’s face like


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Cosmo sex tip #301:  

thunderturd:

Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.  


lulz-time:

fifty shades of what the fuck

just sayin’
that’s how i’d react


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lulz-time:

fifty shades of what the fuck

just sayin’

that’s how i’d react

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard